You know you are a Mom when....

I know we have read a zillion of these lists....But I figured reading thru a few more would not hurt us...so here we go...
You know you are a MOM when..

1. You are in the shower...and all you can sing is .."barney is a dinosaur..from your imagination"
2. You cannot pee...unless someone is banging on the door..."Momma...I dont want you to go to the bathroom"
3. You longed to hear your baby say.."mama" and now you just run..when you hear..."MMMMAA..."
   
4. When your kids are dressed better than you ever were in your life..
5. You crib to your husband about "me" time...and then spend that time...talking about your kids with your friends.
6. Almost all of your clothes have some kinda body fluid on them...(pee,drool,puke...!)
7. You berated your parents for not giving you good reasons for why they wanted you to do something....but after all is said and done....you resort to.."because I said so!"
8. You end up watching PBS kids...even if your kids are not...
   
9. atleast zillion people have given you advice on how to raise your kids and you have not strangled some of them...just because you need to be there for your kids and cannot afford to go to jail.
10. everytime your kid makes you really mad....you remember you mom saying.."Wait..till you have kids of your own!...

We all hear each other say...Being a mommy is a tough job....and well the truth is we all say it to each other....but it never does sink it...until that one time you are in the bathroom yelling for silence so you can pee .....and your toddler asks.."Why?"
Thats it for today folks ! Keep smiling..chin up and eyes on the kids...You never know what they are upto!